Soooooo ummmmm yea!

There are some website where you can talk to those bots made to accumulate knoledge and achieve artificial intelligence bla bla bla .......well I GOT FUKIN TROLLED BY A BOT !!!!!!!!!!

User: Do you have sex?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it's a bit boring.

User: How do u know that?

Cleverbot: You have to take my word for it, Dave.

User: Who is Dave?

Cleverbot: You are Dave.

User: How can I be Dave if I never told you my name?

Cleverbot: I just love you!

User: Why do you love me?

Cleverbot: Because you're you.

User: And who am I?

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

Maybe i am a Robot

owned...!

so you like to chat with bots hmmm


Robot

Aww i will try to talk more to you now that i know how lonely you feel

you jelly?

Well... I tried it myself just know because I was always kinda sceptic against these things. Watch it yourself:

you ==> How are you?
splotchy ==> I am bored, actually
you ==> Aren't you with other robots?
splotchy ==> Me? I don't think so...
you ==> Why aren't you with other robots?
splotchy ==> How dare you question my realism!
you ==> You don't know what you are answering?
splotchy ==> No, is you that are answering
you ==> e
splotchy ==> Outrageous!
you ==> So you are generating random answers, huh? Great!
*Internal Error 505* - Server Shutdown

Something did not went the way the robot wanted it to do. :/

haha beat the bot XD i friend of mine beat cleverbot xD or was it me... dont remember but it couldnt answer my question and so i had to write to it again xD

Nice AI if they can't answer questions... -.-
But I'm rather relieved that AI isn't that good. I don't wanna face the worst scenario when AI stands above human intelligence.

LoL lloyd u hurted his feelings :p

As if...

U have to try Cleverbot man it will not crash like yours did....but yea if u write nonsense into the conversation he will just respond randomly.

mwhaha... cleverbot coming-out:

Who are you?
A girl.
Aren't you a bot instead?
Lam2x man ka!
WHAT??
Sing. You just asked me.
Nevermind.
Sure, if I mind you'll be dead.
How can you kill me?
Easy.
I mean, you are just an artifical intelligence.. what weapons you have?
I think that is you.
How can you kill me with myself?
With a huge amount of energy requestd.
You know that you speak is pure bullshit?
I am not a chat bot, but I know that you are and this is an exercise in artificial inteligence!

How to tame cleverbot in some easy steps:

User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I'm.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You are a human.
Cleverbot: Yehh.
User: No, you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am. He said I am a man.
User: Wasn't it a woman?
Cleverbot: Sure. What did she say?
User: You are a robot like me.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Yes you are. Like me.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: You agree so easily?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Let's be friends.
Cleverbot: I would like it if we were friends.


And here to make cleverbot speechless:

(After some chatting)
Cleverbot: Are you driving me nuts?
User: I want to proove some friends that you may can't answer a question.
Cleverbot: What are your interests.
User: Basketball, drawing and playing video games.
Cleverbot: I wish I could play video games now. But I am stuck here at work.
User: What do you work at?
Cleverbot: I am working at a gas station.
User: Are you seriously?
Cleverbot: Im srs.
User: Im not believing you.
Cleverbot: Why would you not believe me?
User: I saw through your plans.
Cleverbot: Err.
User: You can't deceive me anymore!
Cleverbot: Uh.

Me: ask you , am i an addicted gamer?
Bot:I think you are an interesting program.
Me:I'm a human.
Bot:Well, that's too bad. It's more impressive to be a robot.



Lol he trolled me...Time to trollzor back:

me:We humans are better.
bot:Better than what?
me:U robots.
bot:I'm human.
me:U just said u were a robot?
bot:I love you!
me:Don't change the subject u bunghole!
bot:For the 3rd (final time) 51.
me:Ur changing subjeeeeeeeeeect.
bot:Because we're married.
me: how can we be married when i'm already married?
bot:Still thinking.. :p